- "Wonder if anybody'd notice if I went AWOL?"
- ―A Soldier’s Thought.
A squad of US Army soldiers.
US Army soldiers were encountered by Crypto all across America in Destroy All Humans! and Destroy All Humans! Remake. They represented the might of the United States military-industrial complex, and formed the backbone of its resistance to Furon conquest.
Overview[]
Soldiers represent a step up from the Police, being tougher and better trained. They are commonly deployed in large groups by Army Trucks accompanied by Tanks and, depending on the area, elite Power Suit Soldiers once the Alert Level reaches Orange.
Appearance & Equipment[]
US Army soldiers in the Remake being led by a sergeant.
US Army soldiers are typically dressed in khaki battle-dress uniforms, with brown boots and tan helmets.
In the Remake, an additional variant is added. Sergeants serve as unit leaders and drill instructors, wearing khaki dress-uniforms and boots with a campaign hat in place of a helmet.
In the original Destroy All Humans!, all soldiers are solely armed with M1 Garand rifles. However, in the Remake they also wield Thompson submachine guns and sergeants carry revolvers.
FURON HANDBOOK[]
Military Defense Units, or "Army"[]
A US Army soldier armed with a “primitive” but effective M1 Garand rifle.
The human military industrial complex is comprised mainly of youths - - previously supposed to only be interested in movies, milkshakes, and automobiles. Said youths dress in uniform colors apparently difficult for human eyes to see, follow orders from a commander, and shoot primitive weapons when ordered to do so. More research is required to demonstrate whether they may be fooled with a shock of psychedelic colors.
"Army guys think that dirty green is some 'ca-moo-flage.' Huh. Don't look related to no bovines to me... Shoot, they're the REAL little green men!" - Gastro-999.
Cortex Scans[]
"I wanna be just like Sergeant York! Or Gomer Pyle!"
"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna go outta my mind."
"I knew I should of joined the Texas Air National Guard. Now that'd be some easy duty!"
"My DI sure is a mean son of a gun."
"Wonder if anybody'd notice if I went AWOL?"
"This ain't like W W Two."
"Don't ask, don't tell! Works for me."
"My pappy fought in the big one."
"Man, do I hate marching! These boots suck!"
"Damn that drill sarge, boot me out of Easy Company. Now I pulled this lame duck assignment."
"Olive this, khaki that. What the hell's wrong with fuschia?"
"An Army of one - I'm so lonely."
"The brass always bust my chops! Jackasses!"
"Armquist is my hero!"
"March here, march there! March it yourself, jerkoff!"
"I love my country. I love my flag."
"Why won't those commies invade already? I wanna shoot me some reds."
"Audie Murphy is a pussy! Now, John Wayne, that's a man's man."
"I dunno, I'm just not feelin like I'm bein all I can be."
"I have a rifle, her name is Sue!"
Trivia[]
- US Army soldiers are voiced by Keith Ferguson and Steve Blum.
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