- ""Egades, this Arkvoodle cult is really taking the town by storm! I'd better report M16; Oh no, stop thinking about girls!""
- ―- The Mole[src]
The Government Mole was a Scottish member of M16. He was sent to act as a member of The Cult of Arkvoodle and inform M16 about their status. Shama Llama got Crypto to uncover the Mole but killing him in public wasn't acceptable, so Crypto then drowned him in the river.