- "My mind says Huffman, but my stomach says Eisenhower... huh, I don't know what that means really, but I bet Ike tastes like a cheeseburger."
- ―A Suburban Man in Destroy All Humans!
Pedestrians were the most common Humans in the Destroy All Humans! series. They always ran from Crypto, although in Path of the Furon, Pedestrians reacted in disbelief, believing that Crypto was in a halloween costume, an ugly midget, etc.
Pedestrians were generally very weak-minded and gave the poorest amount of DNA.
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Turnipseed Farm- Harold Turnipseed, Martha Turnipseed, Rural Crazy, Rural Lady/Teenage Girl, Farmer.
Rockwell- Farmer, Rural Lady/Teenage Girl, Cowboy, Suburban Man/Teenage Boy, Farmer's Wife (Temporarily)
Santa Modesta- Suburban Man/Teenage Boy, Suburban Lady, Suburban Crazy, Scientist (Temporarily)
Area 42- Military Officer, Dock Worker, Scientist (Temporarily)
Union Town- Dock Worker, Urban Crazy, Scientist (Temporarily)
Capitol City- Urban Man, Urban Lady, Urban Crazy, Scientist.
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Bay City- American Hippie Man, American Hippie Lady, Urban Man, Urban Lady.
Albion- British Hippie Man, British Hippie Man, Urban Man, Urban Lady.
Takoshima- Japanese Man, Japanese Lady, Japanese Schoolgirl.
Tunguska- Russian Man, Russian Lady, Male Soviet Scientist, Female Soviet Scientist, Unarmed KGB Agent.
Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon[]
Las Paradiso- American Man, American Lady, Tourist Man, Tourist Lady, Gambler Lady.
Sunnywood- American Man, American Man/College Student, American Lady, American Lady/College Student, Skate Girl/College Student, Male Swimmer, Female Swimmer.
Shen Long- Monk, Chinese Man, Chinese Lady, British Dockworker/Sailor, Working Girl/Prostitute, Asian Hookers.
Belleville- French Man, French Lady, Tourist Man, Tourist Lady, Scientist, Union Worker (Temporarily)
Fourth Ring of Furon- Furon Male, Furon Female, Furon Worker, American Man, American Lady, Tourist Man, Tourist Female, Skate Girl/College Student.