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President Huffman...or is it?

"As long as I live I'll never forget the look on that alien's face... squeal Crypto 136, squeal like a pig! And he did damnit! Good times!"

Huffman was the President of the United States in Destroy All Humans!.


When Crypto arrived on Earth, Huffman won the election against Nixon (historically, John F. Kennedy won that election). Most of the Americans in Santa Modesta saw him as sleazy and crooked (except for some women). The Military (particularly Armquist) disliked him because he always sucked up to Silhouette and Majestic.

After Armquist's death in Union Town, Huffman made a public speech in front of the Capitol Building, where he was assassinated by Crypto. If Crypto failed to assassinate him within the time limit, the papers called Huffman loco because of his "confused speech". His brain was later used to build Robo-Prez, a giant robot controlled by Silhouette and was destroyed by Crypto's Saucer.

Crypto later used Huffman's body and masqueraded as him, but, for some reason, many people still recognized him as the President even when he wasn't disguised.


If he was scanned, Huffman was seen as somewhat sadistic: he witnessed the murder of Cryptosporidium 136 and commented that it was good to see the look on his face and listened to him squeal 'like a pig'.

Even if his body was disintegrated or his brain was extracted by Crypto, Silhouette was still able to retrieve Huffman's Brain.

Huffman had a wife named Doris and a son named Billy.