- "Nightstick. Check. Taking bribes from local gangster. Check. Sense of moral superiority over fellow citizens. Check. Time to arrest me some peeps!"
- ―A Cop’s Thought.
A Cop.
In Destroy All Humans! and its Remake, Police Officers, or Cops, represented human law enforcement at each Invasion Site. Thus, they could be encountered on every map, with the exception of Area 42.
Overview[]
Their thoughts and quotes reveal them to be incredibly corrupt, fond of taking bribes as well as utilizing excessive force on suspects at every opportunity, regardless of the nature of the crimes said suspects were guilty of.
All officers spoke with a thick, stereotypical Irish accent. However, during the cutscene where Cops were introduced at Turnipseed Farm, both officers spoke with an American accent similar to the one utilized by the low-level Alert Level dispatcher.
Appearance & Equipment[]
All Cops encountered by Crypto in Destroy All Humans! wore dark blue police uniforms and caps. The Remake, however, adds several new variants.
When they were not alerted to Crypto’s presence, officers patrolled the streets on foot or drove around in their cars. At Blue Alert Level, they arrived both in their squad cars and on foot in pairs, equipped with revolvers and shotguns. Minor threats in small numbers, they had the potential to overwhelm Crypto in greater numbers.
Cortex Scan - Police Thoughts[]
Police Officers thoughts when Cortex Scanned;
"Man, am I crooked! I just roughed up a little old lady for jaywalking! HAHAHAHAH! Sometimes I kill myself!"
"Move along! Nothing to see here! Oh, I sure like saying that!"
"To serve and protect! To serve and protect! To swerve and defect! To curve and perfect! Dammit, I lost it!"
"How the hell am I supposed to run in these shoes? Shiny, shiny shoes."
"I like that Nixon! I gotta feeling he's gonna make us cops popular again!"
"Keep it together man! Keep it together! Evildoers are everywhere!"
"It's a good day to use excessive force! Heck - every day is a good day to use excessive force!"
"My mind says Marilyn, but my nightstick says Betty Page."
"I love a man in uniform! Oh wait, I am a man in uniform! Hahahaha."
"Wonder if I oughta go hit somebody with my nightstick? Could be fun!"
"I AM THE LAW!"
"Nightstick. Check. Taking bribes from local gangster. Check. Sense of moral superiority over fellow citizens. Check. Time to arrest me some peeps!"
"Well it was either bustin' crooks or goin back n gettin my doctorate in quantum physics."
"Bill of Rights? Who the hell needs a Bill of RIghts? I'm Bill, and I'm right!"
"There's a screenplay in this. YO YO YO SERPICO! Oh wait... wrong decade."
"Go ahead, make my day!"
"Bring it on bad guys! I'm going all Joe Friday - I got a dragnet out for evil-doers."
"I wanna ride a motorcycle. How come I never get to ride a motorcycle? Motorcycle cops have all the fun!"
FURON HANDBOOK[]
Law Enforcement Units or "Police"[]
The human paramilitary complex seems to extend to these so-called "boys in blue." Though relatively lacking power, the sheer numbers of these trigger-happy humans can cause annoyance once assembled.
”Po-leece? Might as well call'em po-LICE! Them rascals is a dang nuisance for Mr. Crypto!” - Gastro-999.
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