The following article contains information from Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed and should not be considered canon.
Big Willy's was the name of Orthopox's restaurant chain. It proved to be an extremely successful venture, having over 500 establishments. In truth, however, it was simply a means of discarding Humans who had been harvested for DNA.
Overview[]
Big Willy’s main food product was hotdogs that were made from the carcasses of all the Humans that Crypto had killed. Big Willy's hotdogs and fries were fried in motor oil and their smoothies contained lead petrol, and whoever drank it, lost all of their taste buds. However, this had the added effect of making the hotdogs even more delicious, with the added lead making them “sweeter.”
Big Willy's main competitor was Colonel Kluckin's Kitchen, that was run by Colonel Kluckin. After the defeat of Kluckin, Pox sold his restaurant, thanks to his banker who was based in Vietmahl. However, the banker then dropped the money due to an alleged situation involving shrimp boats and a mentally challenged war veteran.
Menu[]
- Willyburgers
- Willyburger .45
- Cheese Willyburger .79
- Super Willyburger .99
- Mega Willyburger 1.25
- Atomic Willyburger 5.99
- Side Orders
- Fries .39
- Onion Rings .49
- Soda .59
- Willy Whirly .89
- Wonder Willy .99
Trivia[]
- Pox often referred to the restaurant as "My Big Willy" which bothered Crypto, as he took it in the meaning of Pox speaking about his penis.