- "Surely you don't mean those foul smelling gasbags beyond the fence?"
- ―Cryptosporidium 137.
- "Moo? Primitive, yet profound. Scan another one."
- ―Holopox (Orthopox 13)
Bessie was a cow on Turnipseed Farm.
Overview[]
Bessie was the first “enemy,” first casualty, and the first encounter in Destroy All Humans!.
Crypto scanned her twice, then killed her and the other cows because she defecated in his face. He then went on to slay her master, Harold Turnipseed.
Bessie was mentioned throughout the rest of the storyline. Apparently, the surviving Turnipseed family took her body and made it into steak.
Quotes[]
- "Mooooo!"
- "Moo?"
