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The Bay City Police were the Police of Bay City.


Identifiable by their light-blue shirts, navy blue trousers, police hats and (often) sunglasses, the Bay City Police were responsible for maintaining law and order in the city. They were seen patrolling the city on foot and in cars.

Perhaps reflecting their apparent reputation for violence and brutality in handling some of the city's less cooperative characters, the Bay City Police shot Crypto on sight and also acted as the first form of defense if Crypto began to cause havoc in the city.

Crypto's first proper interaction with the Bay City Police was during the third mission, where he recovered the repair pods for the Saucer. The Bay City Police appeared to have found the crashed repair pods, cordoned them off, and called the Army in to help remove them.

Known Officers[]

  • Officer Martinez - Referenced in the third mission by two cops having a conversation. Martinez reportedly found the crashed Datacore near Coit Tower, and called in the Army to help recover them. Judging by his name, Martinez was likely of Hispanic descent.
  • Officer Johnston - A female officer who worked in Dispatch at the Bay City Police Headquarters. She answered Crypto whenever he prank called the Police.
  • Officer Rudolph - The Police officer who led the raid on the Hippie Tents.