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"Wonder if anybody'd notice if I went AWOL?" - Soldier Thought

The Army was one of the most obvious enemy groups who went after Crypto and every country has one. The Army included Tanks, Soldiers, Boats, Helicopters, Anti-Aircraft Guns, and Planes, as well as more.

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In Destroy All Humans!, the US army was saw for the first time at Turnipseed Farm, come at level 3, and withdrew on level 4 in Rockwell and Santa Modesta. In Area 42, Union Town and Capitol City, the army comes to eliminate you at any warning level. Destroy all humans! was the only game where army generals appear.

U.S.A Soldiers - M1 Garands, Tanks, AA Turrets and Mobile Anti-Aircraft Missile Guns. Also, the army on Destroy all Humans! first game, The army had Combat Robots, but they were developed by Majestic for the US Army.


Military Defense Units, or "Army"[]

The human military industrial complex is comprised mainly of youths - - previously supposed to only be interested in movies, milkshakes, and automobiles. Said youths dress in uniform colors apparently difficult for human eyes to see, follow orders from a commander, and shoot primitive weapons when ordered to do so. More research is required to demonstrate whether they may be fooled with a shock of psychedelic colors.

"Army guys think that dirty green is some 'ca-moo-flage.' Huh. Don't look related to no bovines to me... Shoot, they're the REAL little green men!" - Gastro-999

Cortex Scan - Army Thoughts[]

Army Soldiers thoughts when cortex scanned.

"I wanna be just like Sergeant York! Or Gomer Pyle!"

"If I don't get to shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna go outta my mind."

"I knew I should of joined the Texas Air National Guard. Now that'd be some easy duty!"

"My DI sure is a mean son of a gun."

"Wonder if anybody'd notice if I went AWOL?"

"This ain't like W W Two."

"Don't ask, don't tell! Works for me."

"My pappy fought in the big one."

"Man, do I hate marching! These boots suck!"

"Damn that drill sarge, boot me out of Easy Company. Now I pulled this lame duck assignment."

"Olive this, khaki that. What the hell's wrong with fuschia?"

"An Army of one - I'm so lonely."

"The brass always bust my chops! Jackasses!"

"Armquist is my hero!"

"March here, march there! March it yourself, jerkoff!"

"I love my country. I love my flag."

"Why won't those commies invade already? I wanna shoot me some reds."

"Audie Murphy is a pussy! Now, John Wayne, that's a man's man."

"I dunno, I'm just not feelin like I'm bein all I can be."

"I have a rifle, her name is Sue!"

Destroy All Humans! 2[]

In Destroy All Humans! 2, the Army came at you at the Yellow Alert Level until the Red Alert Level where they had Tanks, Trucks, and soldiers Patrolling the streets.

American Army[]

  • M16s
  • MP5s
  • Bazookas
  • Pistols
  • Tanks

British Army[]

  • MP5s
  • British Edited MP5s
  • Bazookas
  • Pistols
  • Tanks

Japanese Army[]

  • MP5s
  • Type-100s
  • Bazookas
  • Pistols
  • Tanks

Soviet Army[]

  • PPSHs
  • AK47s
  • Bazookas
  • Pistols
  • Tanks

Solaris Army[]

  • Lunar Rifles
  • Lunar Blasters
  • Lunar Bazookas
  • Lunar Tanks

Alert Levels[]

Alert Levels in Destroy All Humans! 2: (Green): Cops walked around the street in the first three cities, but in Tunguska and Solaris, were not around as the Army came at you at every Level. In the first three cities, the Cops only used pistols and rarely came in cars. (Blue): Cops still patrolled the streets, but in Albion and Bay City, they used rifles at that Level, and in Takoshima, they used machine guns as well. (Yellow): In the first three Levels, the Army began to come after you with 3 men per truck and no Tanks. (Orange): Tanks and 5 men per truck came with some heavier weapons and Bazookas. (Red): Men patrolled the streets for you as well as 6 men per truck sometimes. All Hell Breaks Lose: You most likely died at this level, unless you used cheat codes.

Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon Army Details[]

Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon was the first game that featured Attack Helicopters.