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Albion Police

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A pair of Albion police officers standing next to their patrol car.

A pair of Albion police officers standing next to their patrol car.

Albion Police Officers are the Police force of the city of Albion in Destroy All Humans! 2 and Destroy All Humans! 2 - Reprobed.

Overview[]

They are the basic enemies encountered in Albion. In comparison to the Bay City police officers, they are less tolerant of Crypto, and as such, the Alert Level will raise quicker in Albion.

Appearance & Equipment[]

Albion police officers are dressed in dark blue uniforms and wear the iconic “bobby” helmets associated with the British constabulary. They commonly wield shotguns and pistols when in combat.

Trivia[]

  • The vast majority of British police officers have not carried firearms since the late 1930s, instead using batons and later electric tasers. This makes it likely that all the officers encountered in Albion are “Authorised Firearms Officers” (British police officers trained to wield guns). It is also possible that the British police simply never stopped wielding firearms in the Destroy All Humans! setting.

Quotes[]

  • "Right, I'm taking you down!" (encountering Crypto)
  • "Stop! Or I'll say, stop again!"
  • "Right, move it! Or I'll move it for ya!"
  • "There's nothing left!" (witnessing Disintegrator Ray)
  • "And this is why you should never play with the sockets at home!" (witnessing Zap-O-Matic)
  • "Ooh, that's painful..." (witnessing Brain Extraction)
  • "I'm here, I'm queer. Get used to it!"
  • "I wonder what's it like... y'know, wif a lady."
  • "Christine Keeler, what a bird!"

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